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The Redneck Night Before Christmas

original author unknown

`Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through the shack
Not a creature was stirrin`, cept the lice on muh back.
The skoal cans wuz nailed to the screen door with care,
With hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were sleepin`, all snug in their beds,
While visions of tractor pulls danced in their heads.
And Ma in her nightgown all stained with pound cake.
Had just settled down to watch Ricki Lake. (more…)

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A Little Christmas Story‏

A Little Christmas Story

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.


Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
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S&M Tattooed Sphynx Cats

This is wrong on sooooooooo many levels, but I still can’t stop laughing.

“Sphynx owners often dress their cat to help keep it warm and healthy. This breed also needs to be bathed to remain clean. Like a parent might assist their child in putting on a temporary tattoo, some Sphynx owners frequently tattoo their cat.

And then there are the Russian Sphynx breeds with more extreme tattoos and fashions like those below.” (more…)