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The Redneck Night Before Christmas

original author unknown

`Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through the shack
Not a creature was stirrin`, cept the lice on muh back.
The skoal cans wuz nailed to the screen door with care,
With hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were sleepin`, all snug in their beds,
While visions of tractor pulls danced in their heads.
And Ma in her nightgown all stained with pound cake.
Had just settled down to watch Ricki Lake. (more…)


S&M Tattooed Sphynx Cats

This is wrong on sooooooooo many levels, but I still can’t stop laughing.

“Sphynx owners often dress their cat to help keep it warm and healthy. This breed also needs to be bathed to remain clean. Like a parent might assist their child in putting on a temporary tattoo, some Sphynx owners frequently tattoo their cat.

And then there are the Russian Sphynx breeds with more extreme tattoos and fashions like those below.” (more…)